. . .Jess's Tagged Journal. . .November 10th, 2009 AdditionTagged by: My laughter(saw it here [link])Dear Zegram,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our affair is over. I think I realised it when your dog humped my leg under the bus and I saw you sit on my salt-beef bucket. I'm sure you're open enough to understand that I'm allergic to your earlobes. I'm returning your toe ring to you, but I'll keep your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I always will remember the pep talks , and by the way, I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo.
Go milk a cow,
Jess :3
...if you happen to be interested in doing this meme...Dear (someone you recently talked to),
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realised it (2)(3) and I saw you (4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) , and by the way, (11).
(12),
(Your name)
1) What's the colour of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’m joining the Convent
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you
Other -I dislike your eyelashes
2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I finally changed my underwear
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
August - When you smacked my ass
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When I saw the purple monkey
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I threw up in your sock drawer
3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagne - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper
4) What's the colour of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bite off
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over
5) What's the colour of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Other --The elephant in the corner
6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat -shamed
7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks
8) What's the colour of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Purple - Our matching snoopy underwear
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your Hannah Montana underwear
9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - My virginity
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbours dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your suicide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards
10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Love your sweet, sweet ass
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Get sick when I think of your feet
S/T - Always wanted to break your legs
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you
11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - the apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose
12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself
. . .Old Tags. . .November 3rd, 2009 AdditionTagged by: =Pineapple-KojiTHE LONG & UNCOMFORTABLE SURVEY
(Lets see if you can get through it.)
LAYER 1: ON THE OUTSIDE.
-Name: Jess :3
-Birth Date: Nov. 27th (so make me a present! D: j/k you dont have to XD)
-Current Location: Downstairs in my grandpa's house on the computer. .-.
-Hair Color: Black/Dark Brown
-Righty/Lefty: Righty, but I can use a mouse with my left hand ^w^
LAYER 2: ON THE INSIDE.
-Your fear: Bugs D: grose....
-Your dream of the perfect date: Any day with Jiharu :3
-Goal you'd like to achieve: Become a Manga-ka! *-*!
LAYER 3: YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW.
-Your thoughts first waking up: "Shit... it's 12?! =x="
-Your best physical feature: ...i... don't know. .0.;
-Your bed time: usually around midnight these days.
-Your most missed memory: o-o I dunno. If I miss a memory, how do i know that it exists at all?
LAYER 4: YOUR PICK.
-Pepsi or Coke: Eeeh... @x@; they both have it's ups and downs?... DAMMIT I HATE THIS QUESTION @_@;
-McDonald's or Burger King?: BK all the way!
... but I like fries from both places >> I wish the BK holder was bigger... *puts her fries in a cup for a drink instead* D: why cant they do that! *mutters something about potatoes*
-Single or Group Dates: Never been on a group date .-. so I guess Single.
-Cappuccino or Coffee: *inserts Mocha* XD Cappuccino i guess...
LAYER 5: DO YOU.
-Smoke: ew. you're gross D:
-Take showers: O-o I hope I do every morning for 20-30 minutes, cuz if I didn't, what the hell am I doing for that period of time?! XD
-Have a crush: Sure! :3 *looks towards Jiharu*
-Like school: I like the part with my friends and lunch :3 OH and art class ^w^ that's hella fun~ But the thing in general, I'll fucking kick your ass if you send me back there D:
-Believe in yourself: ...Yukari: BELIEVE IN YOURSELF!!! (XD not all the time...)
-Believe what goes around comes around: Apparently Nel(StarOcean) does... .-. I unno, I ferget what that means...
-Believe everything happens for a reason: I believe so. Yes.
-Think you're a health freak: ...at times. Not to often though XD;
LAYER 6: IN THE PAST MONTH.
-Gone to the mall: Yes :3
-Been on stage: O-o *looks around* I don't believe so. >.>
-Eaten sushi: Uhm, no, not to big on sushi. ^-^; Though I'll have a bite whenever Jiharu has some...
-Been hurt: Uh... Yes ^-^; *points to her stubbed toe and her scratched arm*
-Dyed your hair: Naw, I don't do that .o.
LAYER 7: HAVE YOU EVER:
-Played a stripping game: O-o Surprisingly, for one who lives in Sin City: No.
-Been beaten up: Mentally yes. Not really physically.
LAYER 8: GETTING OLD.
-Age you're hoping to be married by: 23-25...?
-Number of kids you're planning on having: I believe just one.
LAYER 9: IN A GIRL/GUY.
-Best eye color: Brown(red XD; )
-Best hair color: Black/Brown
-Short or long hair: Whatever he likes :3
-Looks or personality: Fizzityucking Personality! D: Looks are NOT everything.
LAYER 10: WHAT WERE YOU DOING
A MINUTE AGO: Talking to Jiharu .o.
1 HOUR AGO: Sleeping. XD;
1 WEEK AGO: D|... I dun member...
1 YEAR AGO: ...probably whatever I'm doing now... XD;
LAYER 11: FINISH THE SENTENCE.
I FEEL: Hungry
I HATE: When I can't scratch my itchy spots ;x;
I NEED: to work on more overwatch/pixel stuffs =x=;
What is a food that you'd hate to be allergic to? Potatoes D: I fucking love them!
What color was the last towel you used? Puke Green...
I stole it from my mom.
When was the last time your nose bled? ...Damn, I can't remember... XD
How old are you turning this year? 20 in 24 days O_O... god... 20?! *hides in a ditch*
What is your favorite thing to snack on while watching a movie? Popcorn or Nachos... .x. I want nachos ;x;
Swimming pool or hot tub? Hottub .o. I can't swim.
Can you swim well? Nope! |D Just said I can't swim~
What body part do you wash first in the shower? My head.
Who would you allow to read your thoughts for one day? .o. I guess Jiharu. Nothing fun goes on around in mah brain... XD;
What kind of first impression do you think you make? "Wow, that girl is WEIRD. O_o..."
Name your last reason for using a camera? To take a piccer of my sister since I don't see her often.
Where was the last place you fell asleep other than your bed? Jiharu's bed :3
When was the last time you laughed really hard & why? I believe it was when we were talking to Holly on the phone. We were being read a story :3 *loves storytime*
What are you wearing? House clothes.
Did you enjoy your weekend? Sure did! :3
Do you regret anything you've done recently? .o. not really anything.
Is there anybody you wish you could see? Jiharu D:
Will you be married in 10 years? I hope so :3
Name a fact about girls? They look awesome with long hair .o.
Does it bother you when your friends bring up your past mistakes? Not too much .-. It's like, telling stories basically. So it's fun! ^-^
Could you go out in public looking like you do now? Probably until I reach the end of the driveway... I'm not too great about leaving my house without my jeans D:
Whose the first person you texted today? Can't text, Grandpa wont let me. But I IMed Jiharu :3
Would you move to another state to be with the person you loved? Of course! *is going with him*
Last movie you watched? Freddy Got Fingered. We still have to finish it, but I had watched it already before hand.
How's the weather today? Seems kinda warm out .o. but that was just from being in the bathroom, where the sun glares into the shower >x<
What color are your eyes? Brown.. D: I'd like green please~
Do you like poptarts? not... really >> I like toaster strudels though.
Where will you be 12 hours from now? Probably here still. XD
Is it easy for others to make you feel intimidated? Um... .-. I believe so.
Do you know what you are going to wear tomorrow? Probably what I'm wearing now... XD
Are you on a desktop or laptop? DeskBottom!
Can you make yourself cry? If I wanted to .o. and I had something to cry about.
Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? Not really.
Where did you get the underwear you are wearing right now? Uh... Target I guess o-o;
Are you easily confused? At times, yes.
What's your favorite kind of ice cream? French Vanilla :3 or rainbow .o.~ Love Rainbow.
Do you like coffee? Uh, not usually, but I'll drink it if I'm given it.
Do you like summer? Not too much XD;
Is your hair colour your actual colour? Yep.
What color are your socks? Skin color *0* cuz i'm not wearin any.
Where were you at 8am this morning? Sleeping. XD;
Have you ever dated someone more than once? Yea...
Last thing you got in the mail? I believe it was my Learner's Permit...
What is your current crave? Spaghetti |3...
Do you find members of the preferred sex confusing? Most if not all. Jiharu's on a different level though ;3
How has the week been? Good good.
Is there something you wish you could tell someone but can't? .o. Your breath smells. There, I feel better now |3... XD naw, but really, nothing I can think of.
Favorite shirt to wear? My zelda shirt or my dragon shirt :3
Favorite drink? Dr. Pepper |3
What's your favorite color gummy bear? Red.
Anything red... like blood |3
Have you ever run into a dishwasher? .-. shouldn't it be have you ever RAN into a dishwasher...? >> well anyway, I dont believe I have.
Ever had a song sung about/for you? Yeaaah... but it wasn't about me.
Is there a baby in the room with you right now? O-o no. If there was, I'd say, "Where the hell did it THAT come from?! O_O"
Do you know how to dance? *does her little funky dance* :3... >> not really.
Where do you sing the most? Wherever the hell I WANT! D<
What is your favorite thing that is orange? ...an orange :3
What do you smell like? Suave Soap(Cucumber Melon) and Shampoo(Coconut) :3
What's in your pockets? I dont gots any D:
Anything in your mouth? Chocolate taste .o. *is eatin a brownie*
Do you have freckles? Nope nun... .-. never seen my kind with freckles .x.
Ever jumped/fallen/been pushed in a pool with your clothes on? D: I run from those people... to the other side of the pool. cuz they KNOW if they push me, they'll have to come in after me cuz I cant swim ><
Are you wearing any clothes that you wore yesterday? Yep, my house clothes :3
Name a song that you know all the words to? The First Pokemon Dub Song. XD
What's the last video game you played? Star Ocean: TtEoT with Jiharu :3
Can you do the alphabet in sign language? I remember looking at books of that .o. I can't do that anymore.
Did you feel better or worse or the same yesterday?
I feel more chocolatety than yesterday... THATS for sure |D
What was your favorite childhood show? Samurai Pizza Cats or Sailormoon!
or Rocko's Modern Life or Rugrats... |D;
Do you bite your nails? -x-; yes.
Do you like your feet? no D: *kicks feet* >x< ow.
Do you sleep well at night? It takes me a bit to fall asleep if I'm not initially sleepy, but I try .x.
I tag: ~
Jiharu-Ikumiya, ~
slightly-mental, ~
sugaraddictionOctober 13th, 2009 AdditionWhy did you join this site?My friend suggested I sign up, so I did.
What does your username have to do with you? Is it a combination of your favorite things, or a character of yours?It is a name I came up with at the time and decided to use... i don't remember what I was using it for though... XD;
What is your current icon of?Myself waving my arm :3 its a toofer with Jiharu's, see?
How many watchers do you have and how many people are you currently watching?80 watchers o_o didn't know I had THAT many. And I currently watch 88 people :3
Do you have more than one account?Naw, I was planning on making a separate one for something specific, but i unno...
Name 3 of your favorite artists on DA.~
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techan, and ~
Riza23What deviant do you admire because of their personality?Mm... .-. that's tough. Can't really say... XD
How many people on here do you actually know in reality? Post their avatars.Uhh... lemme see...
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Do you comment, fave, or both?At times I do both, less often now :\, I more fave than comment though... XD; I don't have very much to say...
What do you typically post on deviantart?Usually digimon related things, most know me by my pixelart/sprites so yeah... ^-^;
Do you participate in clubs or contests here on DA?Uh, I'm a member of like... one or two clubs, but both of which are ded... XD I've been meaning to join/make one, but I've been busy doing other things...
What is your most popular deviation?[link] with 2,388 views
What's your favorite submission in your favorites gallery?Uhhh that's hard too... XD; I guess recently this one's my favorite:
[link]What are the things you wish you could draw better?Action/Poses, Chibis, Anatomy
Are you a subscriber?Nope -x- but I do love my basicness of dA XD
How many hours a day do you spend on DA?Uh, probably atleast 10 or 11 hours :3... *looks around* What, >.> I don't have a life...
Are you a fast, slow, or medium typer?I'm pretty fast, but it always seems like i'm really slow... |D I guess Its cuz I'm thinking my sentence through still! =w=;
What is the most annoying thing people ask you? uh... nothing really. *is pretty alone on her page |D;*
What is the most annoying comment you get?
"Nawice!" Juss Kiddiiin.... i unno, i don't really get too many comments...? P:
What inspires you?Music, my Friends, Anime, my braaain |D
Do you use any traditional media?Not as often as I used to... I hate smearing... XD;
Do you associate people online with their icons?No, not really... i just say 'HAY THAT'S PRETTY KEWL! RAWL..." :3
Have you ever suggested a Daily Deviation?No, i actually haven't looked around much of dA except at people's pages |D;
Everyone has considered leaving DA once or twice. Have you? Why?I haven't actually. I don't have a reason to leave .-. The only thing I've considered is making myself another account to put some other crap up... XD;
October 5th, 2009 AdditionTagged by: ~slightly-mentalTHE POSITIVE THOUGHT MEME:
Five things you are really good at:
1. Drawing
2. Procrastinating...
3. Eating
4. Sleeping
5. Being myself :3
Five things you're not scared to admit about yourself:
1. I'll act stupid in public, disregarding who's around and ignoring those who look at me funny
2. I'd rather be a stay-at-home mom/person.
3. I like making noises and whining .-.;
4. I don't eat when I'm hungry, I eat when I get a headache |D;
5. I procrastinate on everything I do... even when calling people back. >>;
Five people close to you who are totally awesome:
1. Spencer
2. Holly
3. Zegram
4. Wendii
5. Andii
Five good things about today:
1. Me n' Spencer ate fried rice todai |3
2. Watched 4-5 episodes of Excel Saga, 6 more to go! :3
3. We're going to bed early!!! |D... i think .-.
4. I found my pants for fall/winter wear! XD
5. After today I have to wait two more days until I get to go to Spencer's again :3
Five people I tag:
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Jiharu-Ikumiya2. ~
Mrs-CloudStrife3. ~
asyrill4. =
mystic-123455. =
Pineapple-Koji(Again, don't do it if you don't want to. It's entirely up to you.)
September 28th, 2009 AdditionTagged by: ~krysofdeath1. Post these rules.
2. Each tagged person must post 10 things about themselves on their journal.
3. At the end, you have to choose and tag 10 people and post their icons on the same journal.
4. Go to their pages and send a message saying you tagged them.
5. No tag-backs.
. . .Jess's Answer. . .(Jesus, this was more like a randomly answer thing XD; *is tired*)
1. I spend half my week at my Grandpa's and the other half at my boyfriend's. (Wow am I boring... XD)
2. About a good four or five months ago I learned how to play the Pokemon Card Game... The RIGHT way! ;3
3. I rarely talk to any of my friends I know in real life. .-. I'm a bad friend...
4. I fucking HATE spiders and I get very, very paranoid after seeing one. @_@;
5. I get severe headaches when I don't eat... that's probably normal, huh? XD;
6. I don't usually upload sketches I do in my spare time, but because I tend to be a slight perfectionist all my stuff HAS to be colored or at least half decent in order for me to upload it.
7. I only write poetry when I'm very emotional.
8. I snore. A lot. And loudly. :\
9. I like to humiliate myself because I don't really think my actions through, then again, I usually don't care who sees me. XD;
10. I care about my weight .-.; But I don't do anything to prevent it from increasing...
. . .Jess Will Be Tagging. . .(Anyone who doesn't want to doesn't have to... I just like completing what's given to me... Also, anyone who wants to do this, feel free to.)
(There're other people I could've tagged but I just kinda picked out these guys .-.; *jiharu's a given though XD*)
GAME!...zah... 
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